Financial meltdown hits Terrorism:
War on Mumbai (26/11) is nothing but an outcome of the effect of financial crisis in global markets. This act of terrorism is a clear indication of the fact that terrorism cannot be delinked from the global economy.
As per our placement sources at ITT (Institute of Terrorism Technology, located at undisclosed location), placements are at all time low due to the slowdown of the its major recruiter Al Quaida , which has been forced to cut down its operation and production. When asked about the reason for the same we were told that they are not having any current requirement for the new openings. They are redrawing their strategy to increase efficiency and cut down cost and other perks to the current employees. The other main recruiter Taliban has been struggling for its own existence so they are not able to offer lucrative offers to fresher’s so they have not been able to come for recruitment.
With such main recruiters turning down the placement office of ITT, had to look for new recruiters to ensure good placement of its students. The new recruiter this time was 'Deccan Mujahiddin’ even though they offered a low profile project to the recruits with a quiet less remuneration they have found brightest of the batch due to lack of opportunity in the market . Deccan Mujahiddin being newly established organization they are also trying to establish a brand name. As carrying out a project in US is a very costly affair for Deccan Mujahidin, to cut cost and have similar impact level and output deliver quality with ease the project was outsourced to India. A couple of days before Director, ITT; had addressed specially all the final year students to remind them that they are an ITT product they need not worry for the job scenario .In his address he emphasized ‘ ‘You are the devils of the current time , we have enabled and trained you to bear pain and spread wave of panic. You are the best of the best. Jobs will be there for you. Go out prove yourself and you will create a niche’’
What are we doing?
What is our Govt doing? Till day before yesterday govt was rejecting the tough terror laws for the reason that they are feared to be misused. All of sudden now govt. is saying it will bring out tough terror laws to crack down the terror .
Was govt waiting for 3 of the bravest men of police force along with their colleagues to fall while fighting against terrorists or for the lives of 155 odd civilians and innocent citizen .Including this incidence , there have been almost 70 bomb blast in last 6 months and many innocent civilians died.
What will make our Govt. take tough stand?
Or the statement made by someone is to be considered truth '' Terrorist dont come only on boats but also on votes ''
Special thanks to a nice friend of mine Sai for giving concept of ITT .
4 comments:
Well written spoof on current economic + terror situation. [;)]
Hey.. thts very interesting.
Well Written..
good one
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